Paper stacks twisted to the ceiling like
- Paper stacks twisted to the ceiling like MC Escher stairs in Social Worker Suzie's office. She nursed a frappucino. Her next appointment burst in. It was the Minotaur, he was
- complaining that his guardian, King Minos, had allowed some guy called Theseus to beat him with a very big stick. The Minotaur asked Social Worker Suzie if he could go into care.
- Suzie happily obliged. He fit right in with other abused Greek mythological creatures at her shelter. However when the Minotaur poked Polyphemus who was recovering from eye surgery
- , the Argonauts revolted and slayed not only the Minotaur, but all the weird unnatural crossbred creatures at the shelter. Finally there would be no more barn smells and dungy hay
- getting cleaned up, because the Argonaut bigots didn't want to do slave work. Without any mythological beasts to subjugate, they had to find some demographic of humanity to oppress
- although Jason and his bigot friends had absolute contempt for any such criticism and brutally gang-raped anyone they discovered professing them. Jason was really
- not an appropriate choice for T.A.'ing Woman's Studies 210 but the administration was so disconnected with reality they didn't have a clue about his nature. Jason had an epiphany
- while trying to use his genitalia as a teaching utensil-
- This didn't work out so well, I learned. In addition to my students laughing and pointing, I got arrested and thrown into a Columbian prison. It was there I met Fernando. He taught
- me introductory calculus. Fernando had previously lectured at other prisons in the prison mathematics learning exchange program. The end.
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- 2011-06-01 17:54:28
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- 2013-01-19 22:33:00
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