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THE ADVENTURES OF CHRISTIAN BILLY - BILLY

  • THE ADVENTURES OF CHRISTIAN BILLY - BILLY VISITS THE HADRON COLLIDER. This week, Billy & his Sunday school classmates, including his best friend, Damien, visit the Hadron Collider.
  • Billy was about to say, "Why do you call it the God particle, when God is infinite and all around us?" Damien interupted, "How much popcorn can you microwave with this baby?"
  • Wilson didn't respond. He was too busy watching Saturday Night Live on his new iPad. And besides, he didn't like deep, philosophical discussions about microwaves anyway.
  • Contrary to that "Castaway" movie that came out several years back (based loosely on his life), Wilson actually survived & had hopes of becoming a comedian on SNL. He studied
  • the reproductive behavior news anchors but that was just an obsessive side hobby. After his tropical ordeal Wilson drifted out to sea. He picked up work as a soccer ball on a merch
  • ant vessel transporting equipment to Qatar for their upcoming World Cup fixtures. Imagine Wilson the soccer ball's surprise when Sepp Blatter chose him kick around during the publi
  • C ceremony at the grand opening of the indoor swimming pool. Wilson jumped in the water head first.he was never seen or heard from again. The National Team wanted Sepp to join
  • but he had conditions. Due to medical conditions he insisted the team hire a his masseuse, Lady,QuiQui. Furthermore, no one was to plain Lady in Red anywhere near him, ever. Swim
  • -suits and pants-suits in the color red immediately made him go ape. Finally someone got the bright idea to put red-colored lenses in his glasses, which made all red things appear
  • very, very red. . .there couldn't be anything redder, except, of course, his face when he walked in on Magilla naked (he, not Magilla)--who proceeded to post the photos online.
Started
2013-08-20 01:49:11
Finished
2017-08-23 01:05:16

2 Comments

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    LordVacuity Aug 23 2017 @ 10:30

    I blame my fat sausage like fingers and autocorrect for turning "play" into "plain". Nobody was allowed to play Lady In Red by Chris Deburgh, ever. That gave him a right to walk out on his contract with the money. He and that song had a sad sad history.
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    LordVacuity Aug 23 2017 @ 10:31

    You can probably guess that Lady In Red was playing when I did my fold. That is my story and I am sticking to it.

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