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Clark Kent invited Bruce Wayne for brunch

  • Clark Kent invited Bruce Wayne for brunch at the posh 137 club in uptown Gotham. After some small talk, Clark said: "You know, Bruce, some people call you a crazy vigilante. I'm
  • actually impressed by the w-" But Bruce interrupted him quickly. "Vigilante? I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just Bruce Wayne of Wayne Industries."
  • But Kevin Smith only snorted. He wouldn't be put off by Bruce Wayne's sham-indignation. Ever since Smith had Vaniported into the comic book realm he was using his knowledge to gain
  • weight and grow his hair out again so that Silent Bob would feature in his new movie:Batman and silent Bob take NY.
  • "That is absolutely ridiculous," Uncle Frank gasped. "Batman wouldn't last a day in New York, he's allergic to pigeons." Pete howled and spittle flew from his lips. "Screw you, Unc
  • Le Dan." Pete grew bat wings and his grades suffered at school. Flying was a lot more interesting than letting it go in one ear.
  • He daydreamed in class of becoming a superhero and saving the world, but paid little attention to those around him. Nothing else mattered but becoming famous.
  • You could say he was narcissist but with a twist. He wanted to be a star but by saving lives and doing good to others. He thought the daily mundane life was cramping his power.
  • He needed a drink. "Gimmee a narcissist with a twist, boy," he barked at Chaz the bartender. Chaz gave him a twist all right. "Does this drink taste funny to you?" he asked Chaz.
  • Chaz demured saying "It's ‘Chaplet of the infernal Gods’, a drink that suits you as well as your taylored suit & hairpiece. "So it does, my boy." he said smugly. "Down the hatch!"
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2013-06-08 21:46:51
Finished
2016-10-27 17:10:27

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    BlastedHeath Oct 28 2016 @ 14:07

    Welcome to this den of textual contrivances, Adi, Serpa, kippenbeen, Lesmoon3 and anjosin!

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