Ilmatyynyalukseni on täynnä ankeriaita.
- Ilmatyynyalukseni on täynnä ankeriaita.
- "What?" I said with one eyebrow higher than the other. "What does 'Ilmatyynyalukseni' mean?" I asked myself out loud. "God knows" I backed away from the notice board and saw
- a tall green creature with one long eye which stretched vertically in a thin line above the body of the... What the hell was it? An Alien? I knew I had to get back to my space ship
- . But there was a space where I'd parked my space ship. It'd been towed away by the local council for obstructing the pavement & I had to pay 8k Snularian zloty to free it from the
- space ship parking garage. I had to come up with the 8k Snularian zloty fast because once the two moons set, it would have been another 35.3 hours and I'd have to pay more.
- Then I remembered I had a 10k Snularian zloty note in my anti gravity boot from the dance contest I'd won on Uranus. But my boots were stuck
- In the frozen molasses that covered the whole downtown area. The Great Molasses Flood was the first since 1919. Deliveries to grocery stores were made by UFO which landed on roofs.
- "Thank you dearie, did you remember my peanut butter?" The alien handed Grace her groceries and teleported. Grace sat on her roof and wondered when the molasses would receed.
- It had come before itself in order to warn itself to never ever trust itself about itself, around itself and too often against itself. That itself was a case of itself as itself.
- Itself woul never be itself again, thus it ceased to be itself. Itself was now yourself and yourself was happy. Yourself had to do this journey. Yourself should gratulate yourself.
- Started
- 2013-01-29 16:05:23
- Finished
- 2017-03-19 07:51:28
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Soqoll Mar 19 2017 @ 08:18
What is that for a retarded fold at number nine?
Chaz Mar 19 2017 @ 12:05
SlimWhitman, "Jos sanoin oli kaunis elin olisi pidät minua vastaan? Bouncy Bouncy?"