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Time's were definitely tough for Danny, the

  • Time's were definitely tough for Danny, the job market screwed him on this one, all he wanted was to work at a cool, relaxing firm at the Lycon and Son's buisness building, but he
  • didn't have the qualifications. Apparently three years as McDonald's cleaner wasn't enough for the firm in the business building. I mean, did they SEE what he had to clean up
  • ? It was green and orange and black and purple and red and all fifty shades of grey and brown in places too. The man who
  • 's eyes were currently being assaulted by such a strange mix of colors groaned. "Next time warn me when I'm going to have to look at something that hideous.
  • " "Okay, then. You're about to see something hideous," I said, and then showed him his own face in the mirror. He seemed nonplussed. "Bad hair day, it'll grow out," he mumbled.
  • "Hmm, so the magic mirror doesn't work..." I quickly scanned my inventory once again, but could find nothing with which to deter the fearsome yeti. In desperation, I
  • through my hairbrush at him. The yeti stooped to pick it up & then stood at the mirror grooming it's tousled fur. "Damn, the wild's have sure ravaged me good looks" it said. Huh?
  • I had to agree. The yeti turned out to be my long lost eighth cousin. I was floored. Cousin Yeti stayed with me and Mum until he died at age 115. He wrote an autobiography, which I
  • must admit was rather long and uninteresting, with far too much purple prose, but it sold well enough to earn him a decent living.
  • He didn't plan on resting on his laurels. He was working on another book. This time his novel would revolve around a chuck wagon cook's daughter named Coriander LoXpez.

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