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In the beginning there was something. There

  • In the beginning there was something. There was something controlled and organized. Then God made something else.
  • He found this activity pleasing, making a thing that was not the other thing, so he made another thing, and another... Soon God was surrounded by things with various qualities.
  • If you want to know more, you should read the testimonies of those who experienced some of these things first hand,
  • These testimonies are buried in a deep hole under my bed. I don't let anyone into my bedroom so I'll have to give you a quick precis of some of the shorter ones. "My name is Kevin
  • and I'm an gamaholic." "- Hi Kevin," the congregation greeted him unanimously. Kevin continued, "It's been six days since I last touched my WASD keys, and I want to die." Silence
  • was interrupted by a quiet tapping sound. The circle of gamer's anonymous members ears perked up. Kevin volunteered to investigate, but then Twitchy jumped up and said, "
  • Wait!" Everyone froze. "I think it's morse code!" continued Twitchy. They all listened intently. .... . .-.. .--. / -- . The message tapped out again: .... . .-.. .--. / -- .
  • I rang Professor Edamski who translated Morse Code. He listened to the taps and wrote down the following words on the vellum paper we provided for his convenience:
  • "Dot dash dot dot dash dot dot." "Professor Edamski, what does it mean?" "The Morsians are just being assholes," He said, "The .-..-.-..- message just says that - Dot, Dash, Dot -
  • All this time the cleaning lady, Dot, had been listening in. With a wild look in her eyes, she dashed out of the office just before a meteor crashed through the roof.
Started
2014-10-25 15:52:37
Finished
2016-10-12 14:59:45

2 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Oct 17 2016 @ 17:55

    Run Spot Run. Dot Dash Dot. makes sense.
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    SlimWhitman Oct 17 2016 @ 17:57

    I wonder if any of these gamer's anonymous members subscribe to the idea the reality is just a simulation and the winner is the first one to break out...

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