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Stella emptied the watering can on her chrysanthemums;

  • Stella emptied the watering can on her chrysanthemums; concurrently, a heavy rain fell. "Ugh, I hate when Mother Nature one-ups me," Stella thought. She revved up the power washer
  • , determined to show Mother Nature just who was in charge. From the front porch, Stanley shouted, "Stellllllaaaaaa!!" Stella paused before turning the power washer on Stanley.
  • Blanche came teetering outside to see what all the commotion was about, finding Stella & Stanley wrestling,soaking wet, in the garden trying to kill each other with the power washe
  • r was some sort of epiphany for her. Blanche dropped the langoustine she was about to boil and turned off the water at the mains. Stella & Stanley stood in the patch of mud, spent
  • from arguing with Sophia, they decided to drink the Mojitos that Dorothy made. Blanche knew they weren't "real" Mojitos. Stella and Stanley sipped, Rose wanted to ask them
  • if they knew what was really in those "mojitos". Stella and Stanley suddenly collapsed in a heap of twitches and spastic motions. Sophia stopped arguing long enough to notice
  • that wasn't crushed mint and lime zest swirling in the cloudy gray-green "mojito" mix. "I was going to feed those crickets to my pet frog," croaked Sophia. Stella and Stanley spat
  • mad rhymes. They were the Sonny & Cher of rap. "That cricket mojito, Prez Teddy would veto." They both bounced up and down in the red convertible, admonishing the green bartender.
  • But then a huge meteor fell down from the sky and killed them all.
  • "Stuff happens," said Jeb Bush, and returned his concentration to his doomed campaign.

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