Stella emptied the watering can on her chrysanthemums;

Stella emptied the watering can on her chrysanthemums; concurrently, a heavy rain fell. "Ugh, I hate when Mother Nature one-ups me," Stella thought. She revved up the power washer
, determined to show Mother Nature just who was in charge. From the front porch, Stanley shouted, "Stellllllaaaaaa!!" Stella paused before turning the power washer on Stanley.
Blanche came teetering outside to see what all the commotion was about, finding Stella & Stanley wrestling,soaking wet, in the garden trying to kill each other with the power washe
r was some sort of epiphany for her. Blanche dropped the langoustine she was about to boil and turned off the water at the mains. Stella & Stanley stood in the patch of mud, spent
from arguing with Sophia, they decided to drink the Mojitos that Dorothy made. Blanche knew they weren't "real" Mojitos. Stella and Stanley sipped, Rose wanted to ask them
if they knew what was really in those "mojitos". Stella and Stanley suddenly collapsed in a heap of twitches and spastic motions. Sophia stopped arguing long enough to notice
that wasn't crushed mint and lime zest swirling in the cloudy gray-green "mojito" mix. "I was going to feed those crickets to my pet frog," croaked Sophia. Stella and Stanley spat
mad rhymes. They were the Sonny & Cher of rap. "That cricket mojito, Prez Teddy would veto." They both bounced up and down in the red convertible, admonishing the green bartender.
But then a huge meteor fell down from the sky and killed them all.
"Stuff happens," said Jeb Bush, and returned his concentration to his doomed campaign.

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