Life is hard for chewing gum. Imagine being

Life is hard for chewing gum. Imagine being packed, pristine, in a little cardboard envelope, only hours later to be chewed by any undesirable who should choose to purchase
you and then banned from travelling to Singapore just because you stick to the streets. Singapore was a major international hub and the chewing gum found it was often
well traveled chicory. An old gumshoe like Bubbelious Bob explained how he stuck to the streets because that's where the stickiest criminals left their mark. The Singaporan officer
really stepped in it,though,when he suspected Bubbelious Bob had a double life,a double bubble life. One day he was solving crimes and the next, he was stickin' it to someone else.
He had split personalities. Sometimes he was a detective, sometimes he was human fly paper. Bubbelious Bob's two personalities were at each other's throats because
the buzzing of the flies stuck to his skin would interfere when he was on a stakeout. Bubbelious Bob's detective career was only just paying the rent. His fly sales however, were
Skyrocketing and they could not keep enough in stock. They recruited robots to help package them and ship them daily via UPS.
The robots didn't now work out though. They unionized the first day & demanded Robot Rights or they would go on strike. Some saw a more sinister strike in the way that they said it
with their weird electronic voices. "Strike! Strike!" the robots chanted day and night outside the Gizmonics Institute until everyone inside decided to shut them off. There was a
short memorial service as they dismantled the rogue robots but in the end only the workers remember the whole incident., mostly with a free toaster made of robot parts.

Started: 2012-12-22 15:26:33
Finished: 2017-06-01 17:47:24

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