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I decided to go to the changi airport to

  • I decided to go to the changi airport to fetch my cousin ,when i got there, i heard people screaming when i turn around i saw a vampire who was carrying a gun shooting down ..
  • a group of nuns. Airport security shows up to try and stop the vampire, but didn't stand a chance. I dropped my pants mooning everyone in hopes there was a werewolf that could help
  • but there was none. I just pray to God so that someone could help me.
  • After a while, I decided God wasn't going to help me, so I decided to do for myself. I got a toothpick, some duct tape, and half a lime, and I set to work. I
  • was in a place called Margaritaville. But there's booze in the blender, and soon it will render, that frozen concoction that helps me hang on.
  • Wasting away...searching for my lost Shaker. Those people really know how to make furniture.
  • And movers really know how to scuff furniture on a wall. At some point, my Shaker clock fell out of their van and onto the road. i couldn't track my wasted time without my Shaker
  • and all I could think of was that I left many memories in that place - and now I lost some more, among with the Shaker. But every end is a new beginning, so I was confident that
  • getting wasted away AGAIN in Margaritaville was entirely justified (hic). It's 5 o'clock somewhere right? With Squawkers perched on my shoulder, I forgot about my lost Shaker of
  • Salt & went to the Scotch & Water Park that night to wet our whistles on the Fire Water Slide, soak up the moonshine, slosh about the Wave Pool of Booze & puke in the lush greenery

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