Padding toward him, Julian saw Pepper, the

Padding toward him, Julian saw Pepper, the dog he inherited from his niece, Kelly, when she moved away to college. They didn’t allow dogs in the dorms. That was 6 years ago and
she'd moved in with room mates, and then with a sickly genius with allergies. Pepper's sentence had been extended by circumstances outside her control, but she wasn't bitter.
"Editors extend and cut sentences all the time!" Pepper tried to convince herself. This should be no different. So, Pepper gathered up her finger paints and glitter and
lance armstrong bracelets and tried to work her magic. But the raccoon wasn't having it. He wanted to stay and finish this last round of Moon Patrol. So she found a
thick pine-needle-encrusted branch and snuck up behind the raccoon. "Take that!" she pronounced after culcocking him upside the head. "Magic, my arse! Who needs it when you've got
the Gathering? The racoon plummeted to the forest floor, and his immediate death. Yogi then opened a can of cling peaches in heavy syrup and settled in for a tuck.
"Ahh, violent deaths always get my tummy hungry!" said Yogi. "But these peaches need a side dish!" So he scooped up the dead racoon's brain scattered on the forest floor, and
while continuing to roger poor Boo-Boo, described a preparation for brains and peaches that would make a Top Chef cry in terror. Unfortunately, the Boo-Boo's cries
carried a lot farther than anyone had expected. The authorities thus alerted, a terrified Boo-Boo was returned to
Jellystone Park just in time for the pic-a-nic with Yogi. Hanna-Barbera is reported to be considering pressing charges but did not immediately return our call seeking comment.

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