I was trying to do it, but

I was trying to do it, but
I just couldn't. Could I? I want to do it, but something held me back. I needed advice from Madam Wong. I called her. "Heyo," she answered. "Madam Wong' s advice hotline..." I
Many aynshun chinese wisdom hea to herp you. I Fortyune terring velly leasonabur pwice . What yo plobrem?" "Hi Madam Wong, My husband's rich, but I want to cheat on him with a very
large Austrian named Olaf. Is this possible?" Madam Wong took a long look at the cheating woman.......................................................................then she blink
-ed and gave a great sigh. "This is the worst display of cheating I have ever seen from a student. I am highly disappointed in you" Madam Wong then closed her eyes, squinted and wh
acked me in the head with a half-hearted fist. I howled in fury, leaping onto my desk. I ignored the horrified gasps around me as I felt my body begin its painful metamorphosis.
I assumed a bodybuilder stance as my bones & muscles twisted & writhed. "Aooga Aooga!" I howled in pain & fury. Plush fur erupted from my skin. I fell off my desk onto my horrified
behind, which besides being bruised, had grown a tail. A snout pushed my skin forward on my face and my eyes crossed as I watched whiskers sprout from it. Panting, I made my way to
The water bowl I now shared with my cat. This took getting used to, but I realised why I gave my cat water daily. Eating steak under the table holding a fork was challenging too.
Eventually I realized that the cat had no intention of supporting me or even acknowledging me. So I walked out the front door of my own home, but lingered on the threshold forever.

Started: 2014-12-02 08:10:35
Finished: 2017-08-26 14:53:16

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