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Assange started wikileaks because he had

  • Assange started wikileaks because he had been kicked off the paper in high school for reporting the truth. The principle was dating the high school quarter back. He was married
  • after a whirlwind romance that left them both breathless. Cuddling together in a hammock, the quarterback nuzzled the principals' neck, twirling his finger through the other man's
  • nape fluff. He loved the nape. He lived there. If it were up to him, he's be tackled there for the first down and then grind it wildly like a halftime cheerleader in luxurious sod.
  • Nape Nod was a haven for the man with the nurious speech impediment.
  • Nan normal people really nomprehend what it must be line to live without an essential nonsonant sound, to have it nonsistently replaced by the letter "n"? Ban in Nape Nod, Nen
  • nouldn't nonnect with the nitizens of New England, noosing instead to nall Nalifornia his home. Nico Redding, of nourse. Nen found nonstant joy in nalling Bingo in nurch. Natholic
  • naughtiness not withstanding he never noticed novices notoriety. Necrophilic nuns necked nightly in the knave.
  • Batty baseball bums boldly basked in the barn, while crazy carpenters craved cake and candy covered cookies covered in cream. Where would he
  • end the alliteration? Right here, actually; or, at least he tried to. Before long, he went into a downward spiral of mindless alliterative ramblings.
  • Later on,thanks to some Cole Porter songs played and some Dr.Seuss stories read,his mind was back on tracks,the freaking cat was back on the hat and de-lovelly little lamb was lost
Started
2010-12-12 11:19:22
Finished
2011-04-25 11:54:18

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Apr 25 2011 @ 12:38

    Seuss therapy for aliterative disorder. If I'd only known this nefore!

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