While Julie was walking down the street,

While Julie was walking down the street, an alien ship appeared. She screamed and ran toward home. The alien creatures chased her. Just as she was opening her door, one of them
asked her for her help. His name was ET. He asked Julie if she had a way to communicate with his mothership. Julie looked at him with disbelief. She said
ET you better phone home! "Okay dont tell me what to do," said ET because (s)he wanted to watch Glee. "NNNOOOOOO!!!!!!! You're running out of time! ET, phone home!" Julie nearly
opened the cage and allowed the Gremlins out to attack this stupid alien. The alien had overstayed his invitation to her home and was now making a mess in the kitchen. She opened
a can of peaches, they always relaxed her. How was she to know that aliens thrive off tinned fruit. Before her eyes it
tore open, the fruit juices dripping on the table. The can of peaches twisted for a few seconds, then manifested a tiny cannon. The alien inside aimed at her, unloading explosive
Cling rays at her cowering form. The alien's voice emanated from the number 10 can, heavy and syrupy. Georgia, it said, I am going to kill you like I did Melba, and then
hide your remains so the fuzz can never find you. Or I may burn you and your neck tar I shall donate to the cobbler. Georgia wasn't at all
that impressed. She feared the cobbler, and most of all the pit and its frogs. She was not a well woman. His threats continued
until morale improved, which took quite a while, truth be told.

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