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Dealing with butthurt potsmokers is an arduous

  • Dealing with butthurt potsmokers is an arduous trial to say the least, as they can be particularly ornery, kind of like a religious fundamentalist. First make no sudden movements,
  • or the butthurt potsmokers can mistake your fingers for Cheetohs and eat them. Next, you must talk in elongated, even-keeled modulated tones. Local camo is a good idea so wear
  • flip flops, cargo shorts, a funny T shirt, and no deodorant. Should you be assraped after potsmoking try not to act all butthurt because that's what really sets them off. Jimmy
  • wondered about the odd instructions for interactions with the natives of the island of Sobokkefisewalhida, who smelled pungent but seemed civilized until he was caught with a joint
  • -enhanced contortionist with a penchant for the unusual. The natives chased the couple from the island, brandishing the decapitated heads of prior fornicators on bouncing pikes.
  • The couple ran as fast and as far as they could, but the natives knew the island better than they did. The one who appeared to be the leader had the sword ready, ready to chop off
  • these wretched foreigners' hands off. Those who mocked their ways and disregarded the importance of their ancient relics by confiscating and using them for their greedy purposes.
  • The proletariat celebrated may day and threw homemade airplanes at the mcmansions. Dressed to kill, they wore Nixon masks and were cloaked in mystery. Gangsters psssstd at them and
  • offered them uppers, but the masked mob said no. Well armed and high on socialist adrenaline, they trampled the white picket fenced front yards, gesturing and
  • smashing things as they went. What's the bloody point if it all? Sad as it is, nobody seems to care about answers like that anymore.
Started
2012-05-13 03:20:58
Finished
2016-05-03 12:33:38

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