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He was gay, and she was ultimately stupid.

  • He was gay, and she was ultimately stupid. This'd indeed happened many times before; with girls cuddling up to him in hopes of a new 'boo'. But Adam had no interest. He only wanted
  • his boyfriend. Adam only wanted happiness, and to not be alone forever. Sadly, fate would only torment Adam, for his boyfriend would fall for girls cuddling up. Solitude again.
  • Paradise was not all it was cracked up to be. Adam decided to call a meeting with God. He'd be polite, but direct. Adam was grateful, but he had a few suggestions for improvement.
  • Adam said "Look God, about this 'woman' creature. I mean she's great & all but I can't figure her out. I asked her what's wrong & she just said 'nothing'." God said "I know, right!
  • But this is your punishment for eating the forbidden apple, you dunderhead.You & all men after you shall toil to figure out womankind." God's words troubled Adam. What did Eve want
  • That was the question Adam asked himself: What did Eve want? That was the way it became, and God was glad. Every man after Adam wondered about women as if they were magical beings.
  • Every man, that is, until Bertram Trundle Esq, Logician and Realist came on the scene some time in the 21st century. He denied the magicality of women. He pooh-poohed their voodoo
  • lounge CD because it was a remastered version and not the original. Bertram Trundle Esq, Logician and Realist said, "Look, the reprints and remastered stuff is worthless, man."
  • "Worthless compared to what?" Josiah Cready contested in a hush, as Bertram Trundle "Esq" lived in pine-paneled solitude beneath his parents' house. Bertram and Josiah just stared
  • searchingly into each other's eyes. Bertram took Josiah's hands in his. "Compared to our love, Josiah." Josiah smiled for the first time in years. Then he laughed uncontrollably.

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