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My Tinder date & I were strolling along the

  • My Tinder date & I were strolling along the seawall in Corpus Christi. We were playing 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon. I had stumped her with Emma Stone. I think she was pretending to be
  • Christina Ricci or Jennifer Lawrence playing Mrs. Peel, but she gave me a swift kick in the gut. After I returned to shore she asked, "Why aren't we playing 6 degrees of Anna Diop?
  • "We are playing, 6 Degress of Kevin Bacon, instead."
  • 1. Samuel L. Jackson "Jackie Brown" with Robert Di Nero. 2. Di Nero "We're no Angels" with Sean Penn. 3. Sean Penn in "Mystic River" with Kevin Bacon. Now Selena Gomez>Kevin Bacon.
  • 4. Kevin Bacon in Being Kevin Bacon. 5. Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Fast Action Hero" with Robert Costanza. 6. "The Creature That Would Not Make Dinner", starring Natalie Portman and
  • Freddy in Five nights at Freddys
  • Thank you for your nice words of writing
  • It only lacked alliteration to make it great.
  • Otherwise, the text would surely be classed as the greatest erotica of all time. However, the reviewers heavily penalised it meaning
  • that it was left to rot in the annals of time. Never to see the light of day. Perhaps,, there was hope that one day it would be rediscovered at a garage sale in some near future.
Started
2020-09-18 04:55:25
Finished
2024-09-21 02:12:44

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