i decided to go with my friends to the farm
- i decided to go with my friends to the farm , when we got there, suddenly i smell something like hay burning when i look closely towards me i saw a alive scarecrow in fire......
- Thinking quickly I doused my whiskey on him and he really went up. "Teaches you right for smoking a corncob pipe and rolling hay with sis!" I cursed him, but the scarecrow wasn't
- Fazed. I got a b***hslap upside the head. Ouch! When I came to, I was sitting on a park bench next to a baboon. What the hell? It was 2-1/2 years after the story was started?
- Alright screw this. What really happened was there was this rhino who ate my jello. I got pissed af so I cut his but up. THEN, I was accused for murder, went to jail. Then I died.
- But I reincarnated as a rhino and now I beat up poachers with my magnifique boxing. I stroke my handlebar moustache and scoff at them when they fail. Of course, I cut their behind
- behind where the behind is usually deemed a behind. They called me a fiend and spit on my grave. I reminded them that I wasn't dead and never would be. They decided to test that.
- They shot me full of silver bullets and drove stakes through my heart, but still I walked the Earth, maimed more by their cruel regard than by their attempts at killing me. I was a
- cyborg golem protecting my people until I am no more. I am programmed that way. I can never stand down. I don't sleep. I don't melt at puppy dog eyes. The cyborg in me sees to that
- But there is a part of me that wants to be human. I want to have the freedom that goes along with being alive, even if that means losing my metal skin and becoming mortal
- because what is rust but skin cancer for robots? I want to learn fear and hate and all those wonderful things humans have created for themselves.
- Started
- 2014-06-15 12:38:52
- Finished
- 2020-12-22 17:24:03
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Woab Dec 23 2020 @ 14:44
Oh Zeta, that ending rocked. Solid!
Zetawilk Dec 23 2020 @ 22:58
Thank you. It's amazing what one can come up with within the span of a few minutes.
LordVacuity Dec 24 2020 @ 21:14
Damn right. Things like digital watches.
LordVacuity Dec 24 2020 @ 21:15
Wait, a robot would most likely have an internal clock already. Why would it need a digital watch? Ahh, but the robot wants to be human. Humans might need a digital watch. You know, to level off the coffee table.