i have a rabid dog

i have a rabid dog
the dog liked cheese. the cheese liked carrots
the carrots liked potato. the potatoe liked dogs. the dogs liked cheese. THE END
"Daddy?" asked Cecilia. "Could you read me another story? I'm still not sleepy." "Okay honey but only one more and then it's beddy bye!" Chaz opened a book and began to read...
"Once upon a time there was a man called Jimmy that lived a depressing and boring life, one day Jimmy went out into the garden and saw the world outside, and he marvelled at the
boringocity and depressiveness of it all. Jimmy went back inside and decided to jimmy some more stuff, as per his usual M.O. First he jimmied the drawer open and then he jimmied
the back off the calculator. We he jimmied the batteries he found a small neatly folded piece of paper. Disappointed that this couldn't be jimmied, Jimmy unfolded it and read
it out in the watery light of the energy-saving fluorescent bulb. "Dear Jimmy," it said, "The batteries you have just removed
which you put in your Gameboy are intended for the oxygen unit. Please replace immediately." Jimmy looked at the Post-it, shrugged his shoulders, and went to 7th level of Zelda.
It was an underwater level. As irony would have it, just as Link drowned, Jimmy suffocated. Now Jimmy won't have to play that stupid level anymore.

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