It was the best of times, but actually it
- It was the best of times, but actually it was the worst of times. It was the age of wisdom, but really everyone was just an idiot.
- "So Leo baby, what have you got for us this time?" Da Vinci spread the vellum across the table. "Vinchey, Vinchey, Vinchey, is that supposed to fly? Show me some pizzaz! Mona was a
- total bore fest. They way you talked about it, I thought it would be this giant, glittering masterpiece, but it was this dull, half-bald expressionless chick." Da Vinci sighed
- "don't you get it, I'm the victim here! Goddamit Wesley-this isn't a game. I love you." said the store clerk
- "What?!" Weasley replied. "How could you possibly love me? I'm a freaking cat for god's sake!"
- Mrs. Norris purred and rubbed against Ron's legs.
- Ron tripped and landed on her tail. Later, it had to be amputated, which caused Ron to go into a deep depression which only ended when
- he realized that the legend predicted that the Cat godess Bast would return to avenge the injury of a cat. Ron's deep depression was now transformed into unbridled terror.
- He was glad he hadn't accidentally hit a jackal with his bike. Anubis was known for giving the most deprecating lectures. He'd given up his nerf gun after the hawk incident with
- Harry, the hawk. He is now missing one eye.
- Started
- 2011-10-24 17:28:47
- Finished
- 2012-05-21 10:10:24
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Zetawilk May 21 2012 @ 14:16
I really loved how this one started out.
SlimWhitman May 21 2012 @ 18:06
Yes it looked really interesting, but then Da Vinci sighed and the idea just fizzled.
DarkandTwist May 28 2012 @ 16:07
Sorry I thought you were talking about Harry Potter I messed up the fold.
Zetawilk May 29 2012 @ 02:10
I was thinking it was Wil Wheaton, and that Da Vinci was being played canonically by the elusive Mr. John Rhys-Davies. And that means Janeway! WOOHOO!