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Luckily it was Reverso Day so he was given

  • Luckily it was Reverso Day so he was given an extra 20 years of life & a warning. "Never tell someone to break a leg on Literal Day again please." Unfortunately it was also
  • Sloppy Opposite Day, sponsored by Manwich, maker of Manwich Misunderstandings, the wacky game of confusing commands and tomato-based stains! The parade began promptly at 10::13,
  • so i needed to hurry, my Manwich costume was still at my house. I dashed through the streets filled with people setting up for the parade, but when I reached my door
  • I heard voices. Voice #1: "Here's the buns. Where's the beef?" Voice #2: "Keep looking!" I knew then what was at stake. I could call the cops or stay & defend my Manwich costume.
  • I decided to add some lettuce to my costume. Its almost Halloween and i cant find the beef!!!!
  • I found some duck tape and I made a stick figure on a pair of pants and a sweatshirt. I slipped it on and headed out the door. people laughed at me but i didnt know why.
  • Maybe it was because I had accidentally splattered 50 cans of tomato paste on my thigh. Don't judge.
  • "My boyfriend, after all, has tomato paste fetish. It could be worse. Of course, he has a lot of fetishes. Oh well!" I then looked at the man across from me. I knew at
  • once that he was actually hired by my boyfriend's arch nemesis to get dirt on him. Dammit! I really ought to keep more of a lid on his fetishes. The man smiled, then stood and left
  • his dinner half eaten. "Do you mind if I.." asked a randomer, gesturing towards the mashed potato. "Sure, go ahead." "Damn this mash is tasty..." he said.
Started
2015-09-21 17:29:23
Finished
2015-09-28 07:16:17

1 Comments

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    smashysmashy Sep 28 2015 @ 10:59

    TOMATO!

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