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All she could think about was him. She looked

  • All she could think about was him. She looked forward to the day they actually came together but to her disappointment,
  • he kept putting off their union with paper-thin excuses. "Sorry, gotta iron my dog." "Sorry, gotta save Gotham." "Sorry, gotta timetravel to kill my grandma." She'd had enough. She
  • was tired of being Batman's catty frienemy. She wanted more. She wanted matrimonial fidelity. No more Joker, Penguin, or Gordon. And esp. no more Robin. "It's me or it's him!"
  • Batman frowned. He didn't want to fire his sidekick Robin, but he was so into Catwoman. She smiled knowingly and purred like a cat getting the cream. "Anything you say."
  • "Reeeaaally? You'll do Anything?" Catwoman nodded her head, sat down, lifted her leg heavenward, & began to lick herself like a cat. Robin blushed and threw catnip off the rooftop.
  • Catwoman leaped after the ziplock bag of catnip! Robin watched as blood pooled around her broken form, & with her dying breath she reached out to cradle the catnip in her arms.
  • Robin wiped a tear from his mask as he approached Catwoman's lifeless body. In a flash she grabbed his skinny ankle and hung on tight as he tried to beat her back with his Batarang
  • . “Awww, that’s no way to play!” cooed Catwoman sexily. Robin stopped hitting her. “That’s better. Come here, Robin. When I get done with you, Boy Wonder, you’ll be a MAN Wonder!"
  • "Holy Contagion, Catwoman. You don't expect me to have unprotected sex with you, do you?" Catwoman jumped back away from Robin. "You're not being so gallant now, Boy Blunder." Both
  • of us know better than that in these dastardly times!" "Curses, you're so right!" said the caped crusader. "since the Evil Orange Overthrow no woman's reproductive rights are safe!
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2015-06-10 16:04:47
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2019-06-17 01:58:05

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