Stop! Everybody needed to stop! If one person

Stop! Everybody needed to stop! If one person moved even an inch they would be
blown to pieces. I scanned the room furtively for something that could possibly save us. The entire room could be trapped with trap bombs. No one spoke.
"I, say..." stammered Sir Gently Cobblebuntly. "Shush," I whispered harshly. "Dr. Sinistero has wired this entire room, even the slightness noise could..." The tea kettle whistled.
"The dinosaurs are loose!" I howled, as the gates began to open outside. Sir Gently Cobblebuntly's face screwed up as a gigantic roar sounded outside, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
"O my stars, not again!" screamed Sir Cobblebuntly in naked terror. The T Rex pounded the castle walls with his enormous tail. The petrified knight fell to the ground as I shoved
my way outside. I had to trick the T-Rex to leave Cobblebluntly's castle and follow me to the tar pits. To get his attention, I started cracking jokes about his scrawny arms.
To my surprise, he sat down & cried. T-Rex was too ashamed of his little arms to get angry. How would I lure him away from the castle to the tar pits? "Sorry, your freakishly weird
arms won't reach the queen's heart. But over that hill is a.. pond of black.. wwwater," I said slowly, "where the Dino of the Lake lives. If you reach in and pull her out, you
Will get zika virus, I guarantee. So wear protective gear!
I live in a tree. Nuff said.

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