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English has been 'enriched' with words like

  • English has been 'enriched' with words like 'sexting' & 'cybersex', but what's the expression for the act of surfing Streetview looking for couples caught in the act? Googoyeurism?
  • Google-ogle - (verb) was the new word. Other words included text-blindness, wiki-wisdom and folding steroid rage.
  • Androids was another one. Androids are what you get when you sit too long messin' around with your... But wait, did you just google-ogle me? 'Cause if you did, I'm gonna wikiwhack
  • yo' ass. Ahem. This takes me back to the time that photo of me, the donkey and Mr Whitby from number 35 reached googlical proportions. We were cyber-everywhere. I decided to break
  • wind before leaving for Stockholm for identity surgery, but it wouldn't come out. The pressure was mounting. I couldn't take the gas on flight because my guts would explode and
  • I wouldn't get to enjoy the simmering spiciness of my own aroma.
  • The sect was very strict. "Thou shalt not enjoy the simmering spiciness of your own aroma" was at the top of the list of rules. But I BELIEVED. When the charismatic leader, Bob,
  • first scoured me with his eyes, I felt his omnipotence. I dashed to the communal showers and was submerged beneath the icy spray. All my odorous transgressions were washed away
  • along with my sins. "Hold on a minute," I thought, looking up at the shower head. The water sprayed into my eyes, burning like nothing I had ever felt before. "This is holy water!"
  • Every inch of skin began to bubble, pockets of pus and hellish soul pop at each wave of holy water. This was not how I meant to die.

1 Comments

  1. Gibber Aug 24 2014 @ 20:57

    *thine* own aroma list of *precepts*

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