English has been 'enriched' with words like
- English has been 'enriched' with words like 'sexting' & 'cybersex', but what's the expression for the act of surfing Streetview looking for couples caught in the act? Googoyeurism?
- Google-ogle - (verb) was the new word. Other words included text-blindness, wiki-wisdom and folding steroid rage.
- Androids was another one. Androids are what you get when you sit too long messin' around with your... But wait, did you just google-ogle me? 'Cause if you did, I'm gonna wikiwhack
- yo' ass. Ahem. This takes me back to the time that photo of me, the donkey and Mr Whitby from number 35 reached googlical proportions. We were cyber-everywhere. I decided to break
- wind before leaving for Stockholm for identity surgery, but it wouldn't come out. The pressure was mounting. I couldn't take the gas on flight because my guts would explode and
- I wouldn't get to enjoy the simmering spiciness of my own aroma.
- The sect was very strict. "Thou shalt not enjoy the simmering spiciness of your own aroma" was at the top of the list of rules. But I BELIEVED. When the charismatic leader, Bob,
- first scoured me with his eyes, I felt his omnipotence. I dashed to the communal showers and was submerged beneath the icy spray. All my odorous transgressions were washed away
- along with my sins. "Hold on a minute," I thought, looking up at the shower head. The water sprayed into my eyes, burning like nothing I had ever felt before. "This is holy water!"
- Every inch of skin began to bubble, pockets of pus and hellish soul pop at each wave of holy water. This was not how I meant to die.
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- 2013-04-14 14:02:35
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- 2014-08-24 13:10:04
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Gibber Aug 24 2014 @ 20:57
*thine* own aroma list of *precepts*