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Three ladies at a bar argue who's more refined.

  • Three ladies at a bar argue who's more refined. The 1st orders a beer in 3 languages. The 2nd says cheers in 3 languages. The 3rd says "I can belch in 3 languages" drinks the beers
  • of both of her stunned companions who watch on in amazement as she French kisses one, Eskimo kisses the other and Chelsea kisses the barman, who reels back in pain, screaming 'Why
  • does she have to be so beautiful?" He elegant hair swayed to one side, as she blew a kiss to the rest of the people in the pub, taking care to make her butt more prominent, as she
  • surreptitiously wiped her nose with the back of her hand,then rubbed her hand along Big Bob's arm. But I'd seen her do it & she saw that I saw.I was tired of beautiful women taking
  • liberties with Big Bob and decided to do something about it. I walked up to little Ms. Thang and grabbed her by the hair. Instantly two men in sunglasses put what looked like a
  • scrunchy in Ms. Thang's hair. I was executing a drive-by hair styling. Big Bob shuddered. My styling was fast and technique furious. I nodded at the scrunchy and said,
  • "You are way too 1980's nobody in their right mind would be seen in a scrunchy". The scrunchy didn't believe me until I took it out to a trendy bar in New York
  • where I bumped into the Fashion Police, and they just grabbed my scrunchy and shipped it to Mars. I didn't even complain, my point has been proven. I wonder how the scrunchy is
  • . I know it survived the 5 year journey on the transportation hulk to Mars & my scrunchy opened a bar for hair ornaments & other accessories but it was shut down. The Fashion Pol
  • -ice declared that there was too much plaid and paisley involved. My scrunchy was "knot" amused at this, but soon it reopened in another town, where it became quite successful.
Started
2013-01-17 04:09:51
Finished
2013-04-16 13:27:09

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Apr 16 2013 @ 17:13

    Nice cameo by Big Bob - like to see him defended, and the Scrunchy story's a riot.

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