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"OMG, look at Ben's cute butt!" Gianna texted

  • "OMG, look at Ben's cute butt!" Gianna texted her BFF Destiny 5 feet away from her and 11 feet from the 17yo male walking past the Claire's mall store where the girls worked.
  • Gianna and Destiny were testosterone-deprived. Working at Claire's causes that. So they hatched a plan to woo more male customers. It was genius - they would flash their tits and
  • hunt deer. They thought female nudity combined with sportsman's activities would attract a lot of
  • faux intellectuals into the Barnes and Noble Starbucks to try the Toffee Coffee he just invented.
  • They sat in our book cafe reading slick magazines about photoshop design and train collectibles. Sadly, they would buy an espresso and make it last 5 hours. Thats when I pulled
  • down the blinds early today. As I turned the 'open' sign around, I looked down the street from the doorway. It seems life had been photoshopped and we knew it.
  • The sky was too blue, the clouds too fluffy and the streets where too clean. I had just locked the door of my photo shop when I heard a terrible clicking noise. I looked through th
  • e peephole and I could see someone sitting at a computer. Then it hit me. Someone was photoshopping a picture I was in! I felt a terrible burning in my retina. My eyes! I had pink
  • eye & dark rings. I went to the mirror:eyes green?,bags missing too & the creases on my forehead were disappearing.I went to the peephole. I want Jaggerlips! Would the photoshopper
  • finally put their bags down and abandon their cart so that I might rifle through it? Some days I hate having to stake out the camera stores to steal photos from the shoppers.

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