"Then is Love blest, when from the Big Gulp

"Then is Love blest, when from the Big Gulp of the body he drinks the fountain drink of the soul."
Upon reading the words they immediately began to fade from the ancient parchment. Dr Cunk pondered over the hidden meaning of the sacred text and decided to research the matter
later. But just as he was about to leave the temple, his archnemesis, Dr Bobbert showed up. "Hehehe, I've got you now, Dr Cunk! Hand over the tome now!" He pointed a gun at him.
"You idiot!" Dr. Cunk flared his nostrils and grinned sarcastically, "Do you think I'd be stupid enough to have the actual Tome here, with me, now?" Dr. Bobbert used the gun barrel
to flare his own nostrils, then turned the gun back on Dr. Cunk. "Then you'll go back into the temple & get the real tome!" snarled Dr. Bobbert. "Now MOVE!" "But...the curse!" Cunk
had little choice but to back back into the cursed temple. He was screwed either way, but if he could at least retrieve the sacred tome, perhaps he, Dr. Cunk, could get credit for
rescuing the oldest surviving cheesecake recipe. A boom from deep within the temple shook the stone walls and caused movement to his very bowels. Something was upon him and
with only seconds left he had to be fairly krafty to avoid catastrophe, or suffer the wrath of the Cheesecake Gods. He pocketed the crumpled recipe and dashed for the door.
His only chance was to gather up the listed amounts of Kraft brand food products (available at your local grocery store!) and create an offering to appease the Cheesecake God's
touchy, touchy taste buds. To this day he is still collecting ingredients to appease the wrath filled God of Cheesecakes... And that's how the Cheesecake Factory came to be.

Started: 2014-10-26 01:55:35
Finished: 2015-08-20 20:13:20

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