It was addicting! The little game she had
- It was addicting! The little game she had found on the internet known as Folding Story was so much fun and she just couldn't stop. Three little words: Create, ADD, or Read
- and she ignored all of them. Instead she copied what everyone wrote, changed every other word and submitted it to the New Yorker's fiction department. She got a call from
- Steve Jobs. Turns out, the article she produced did not cast the iPod in a good light. Mr. Jobs offered an ultimatum - change the article to be more positive, or
- forever be banished from cool. She laughed out loud. How could Steve Jobs banish her from anything, let alone a concept? She published her article to spite him. The next day,
- she was served with an iJunction under a MacIntosh tree. Her friend Lisa, the one who ate all the Newtons, suggested she go on Safari to find the Tiger.
- But she said no.If she was gonna go on a safari it wouldn't be to find no tiger.Instead she was going to find her beloved Mobalage,the guide she met
- on the last Safari who was more well hung than all the wildlife she had encountered. The troop of elephants moved forward into the jungle. At a rest stop she went to pee and was
- surprised to find a Dunkin Donuts just beyond the elephants watering hole. "We were home all along!", she exclaimed as the producers buried their faces in their hands...
- "I can't believe we spent $10 million dollars on a documentary about the African savannah only to find it's been paved over and turned into a series of mini malls," Edgar groaned.
- "Well, we might as well get Orange Juliuses while we're here, then."
- Started
- 2011-01-17 23:02:06
- Finished
- 2011-04-23 14:45:46
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jaw2ek Apr 23 2011 @ 16:22
Orange Juliuses? They still make those?
SlimWhitman Apr 23 2011 @ 18:45
Nice all around and kudos to OldestLiving for working in a record number of Jobs references in your trademark style (and congratulations for reaching 1000 likes!)