Two days ago, Thomas Jefferson, the King

Two days ago, Thomas Jefferson, the King Louis XII of France and Copernicus' Grandmother were kidnapped and teleporter to Present Day Chile.
Thomas Jefferson died on impact, so that left only Louis XII and Copernicus' Grandma. Chile in 2015 was not the most welcoming of places if there weren't any other people around as
people were a bit leery about walking the streets when they were likely to be stomped on by a giant reptile at any moment. Louis XII and Copernicus' Grandma, Lillernicus, decided
to take matters into their own hands, for no one should have to worry about being crushed by giant reptiles. Louis XII and Lillernicus rallied up some troops and headed for the
Mountains of Doom and Eternal Suffering. There the noblemen sought to recruit an army of the undead to thwart the reptilian menaces from continuing their reign of terror
Undead are slow & slow on the uptake, but so were the reptilian overlords in winter. That's when Ef'ng Kould the Chiverous planned the assault of his recruited necrotic minions
That winter, Ef'ng Kould's undead army surprised the reptilians in the middle of the night. A bitter battle broke out between the two forces.
The undead army fought valiantly, but the reptilians had the advantage of superior reflexes and also actual flesh. Ef'ng Kould was forced to surrender to the cold-blooded overlord
Urethus, who made the fatal mistake of condemning the captured undead army to death. (Stupid overlord!) So Ef'ng Kould and the skull boys went back to their afterlife homes, where
They lived like monks in Buddhist temples, chanting as they swept away the real fake news so hopefully humanity wouldn't suffer needlessly. Otto the elephant agreed.

Started: 2014-11-23 05:22:03
Finished: 2016-12-10 13:38:39

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