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Jimmy didn't understand? Why was he in jail?

  • Jimmy didn't understand? Why was he in jail? "All I did was connect the dots as my teacher showed me." "Well yes" the policeman said " but these dot were on an in use Bikini. She's
  • pressing charges for sexual assault, and as we have evidence from a security camera, you'll be sure to have plenty of time to connect dots in jail, you sick little man!" Jimmy knew
  • Yes, but then I was able to get away and fly to Aruba. I knew I'd be able to get away with it if I traveled there. So I did, and I now live on the beach ralaxing and enjoying life.
  • sipping Aruba special cocktails, walking the beach, finding shells and snorkeling. Then I plotted a plan to use the ocean to continue my destiny of being a plotter and schemer.Only
  • one person blocked my path to greatness and that was professor Moriarty, the Physics HOD (head of department.) If only I could deter him somehow, somewhere.
  • It was so simple, how could I have missed it before? In my back pocket, I kept a secret stash of string cheese. I whipped one out and dangled it in front of the eager professor.
  • "Look, Super-strings. See, when they oscillate like this you can visualize quantum gravity." Dr. Hawking stared passed the stringy cheese, but then his speech synthesizer
  • had a melt down and Dr. Hawking's speech synthesis went crazy. "I BELIEVE IN GOD!" It boomed in a creepy robotic voice. This completely shattered his editor's heart, who was
  • just came back from contacting Carl Sagan through a seance. "Billions and Billions of angels are everywhere! I was so wrong!" Could skeptics be the prophets of the new religion? He
  • threw himself on the ground did not dare look upon the angels. He feared them. But they sensed this fear and used their powers to burn him to the ground for they were really demons

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