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So the king bid farewell to a dolphin.

  • So the king bid farewell to a dolphin.
  • As the dolphin dove off into the sunset, the king sobbed. "Fare thee whale, my fine flippered friend!" He suddenly felt as though he had no porpoise.
  • So he went south down the beach, hoping to spot a new aquatic friend and before long he spotted a shape on the horizon, it looked quite like a whale, maybe they could be friends
  • but in fact it was a sinking boat. "Help!" He heard people cry. "Will you be my friend?" He asked. The people only shouted incoherently. Sadly he kept looking for a sea-friend,
  • A great white shark came swimming by, and he asked him,"Will you be my friend?"
  • The frisky seal overcame his prejudice against cartilaginous fish with rows of sharp teeth, and soon the two were besties.
  • Unfortunately, the Cartilaginous Fish Council found out about Carl's new seal friend. Carl had managed to violate five fish statutes in one friendship. The Council sent a brigade
  • from Brigadoon. Because we all know the plot of semi-famous musical productions, I don't need to tell you that the brigade from Brigadoon would
  • Go onstage drunk and screw up.
  • Ooops. I think I just did.

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