So the king bid farewell to a dolphin.

So the king bid farewell to a dolphin.
As the dolphin dove off into the sunset, the king sobbed. "Fare thee whale, my fine flippered friend!" He suddenly felt as though he had no porpoise.
So he went south down the beach, hoping to spot a new aquatic friend and before long he spotted a shape on the horizon, it looked quite like a whale, maybe they could be friends
but in fact it was a sinking boat. "Help!" He heard people cry. "Will you be my friend?" He asked. The people only shouted incoherently. Sadly he kept looking for a sea-friend,
A great white shark came swimming by, and he asked him,"Will you be my friend?"
The frisky seal overcame his prejudice against cartilaginous fish with rows of sharp teeth, and soon the two were besties.
Unfortunately, the Cartilaginous Fish Council found out about Carl's new seal friend. Carl had managed to violate five fish statutes in one friendship. The Council sent a brigade
from Brigadoon. Because we all know the plot of semi-famous musical productions, I don't need to tell you that the brigade from Brigadoon would
Go onstage drunk and screw up.
Ooops. I think I just did.

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