Kirk Cameron stopped giving the cop fellatio

Kirk Cameron stopped giving the cop fellatio in the truck stop restroom long enough to discover that
George Michael was standing behind him in a pair of reflective sunglasses, the "Faith" jeans and his classic 5 day shadow. He did the Craig shuffle and smacked Kirk Cameron on the
butt. Then Kirk turned around and smacked him back on the butt. They continued there dance class. Although their "out there" attitude no one noticed George's and Kirk's affection
for curly fries, although they both wore t-shirts will telltale grease stains and crumbs. Kirk's greasy beer belly rubbed against George's as they danced, causing static buildup
in their groins. But George had done this before and it was Kirk's first time. George massaged Captain Kirk's pectoral muscles (under tons of fat and beer) and then
said, "Admit it. I'm better at this than Spock". Kirk grunted approvingly, so George tried finding the other pectoral muscle.
Back in the lobby, Janeway sipped her coffee then paused to speak amiably. "You know, they just don't make coffee here like they do in Twin Peaks. Little place in Washington."
"The coffee in Twin Peaks is better than ice cold water in July in Tucson AZ, where.." Janeway slid into a mumble. Her hands together like she was holding a hot cup. "The cherry
soda is worth reading about, and often I go to the holodeck to re..." she slid into a mumble again. Her palms were getting sweaty. "In Newport News people
always suspected I... wasn't..." She was trembling. Then, without warning, she swiftly moved her blaster to my forehead. "...human." She pulled the trigger.

Started: 2011-02-01 01:16:59
Finished: 2012-07-30 20:01:17

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