As I heard the click of the house lock sliding

As I heard the click of the house lock sliding into place, I realized my pocket contained a wallet, cell phone, two wintergreen life-savers, ticket stub and absolutely no keys.
and then in the other pocket when i put my hand in there i only didnt find what i thought i got rid of i found a little girls necklce
attached to this awesome gun. It was a desert eagle with a candy necklace attached to it. Full clip. I ate a piece of candy and pointed the gun at a stranger.
"Want some?" I asked the stranger, whose name I later found out was Hepzibah. He backed up when he saw my SuperSoaker gun, misunderstanding. "This ain't fair," Hepzibah complained.
"You've a SuperSoaker, and I only got a water balloon." Exasperated from explaining it to him for what seemed like the 68th time "No Hepzibah, that's no ordinary water balloon.
It's an OIL water balloon!" I cried. But Hepzibah looked confused and pointed to a barrel of oil water balloons. "Them too?" he asked. I nodded enthusiastically and threw a water
balloon full of oil onto the salad. "Bam!" I said, and the salad was perfect, except for some latex that we had to pick out of it. We went into business selling oil water balloons
and were unperturbed upon learning that our biggest market was in South Korea where teenagers would use the oil balloons in a spinoff of Pokemon Go, involving
bowling the oil balloons at the crazy guy who wears a pokemon costume while balancing on a medicine ball & playing flaming bagpipes.He was being filming in Seoul & korean teenagers
Were auditioning for roles in his film, "Anayong asayeo". One Korean man with the beard of an old Buddhist sage screamed, "I make sue!" over and over until everyone used earplugs.

Started: 2013-04-24 20:29:43
Finished: 2016-08-30 17:36:18

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