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He walked down the street with a snake around

  • He walked down the street with a snake around his neck. He really wanted to be noticed. It was an invitation to address him and ask about his snake, but
  • somehow the anaconda he rented from the sexy saleslady at "snakes are us" was not having the same effect as the terrier he rented the week before. The woman would see him, cross ov
  • er to the other side of the street. "Hey ladies! Check out my Python!" Nobody fell for his pick-up line and the snake kept escaping its leash. Maybe, if he walked an ostrich, then
  • he could figure some euphemism equating a neck to his penis. Then he considered a giraffe. "Hey ladies, he'll teach you how to swallow." That line actually WORKED. I hate SoCal.
  • Which is really no surprise - because I am sane. Most people, on the other hand, equate Southern California with
  • cray cray. It's part of So Cal culture...really rather adorbs. But whatevs. I think I might be the only normal one in Silicon Valley, a detriment when it comes to
  • well sometimes I touch my myself with vegimite
  • Then my dog peanut gets jealous and gives me a hand
  • y piece of life advice. My dog, Peanut said "Maybe instead of going on yet another late night taco run you could stay home & finish that novel." I was surprised to hear Peanut talk
  • Normally Peanut speaks to me in spanish, so I was confused. So instead of running to the border to grab a MexiMelt, I turned to my smith corona, & began to type "Call me Ishmael."
Started
2011-03-16 15:37:14
Finished
2013-08-08 11:00:39

3 Comments

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    MangoMania Aug 09 2013 @ 10:22

    Bananas, great ending. With the amount Walter folds about peanuts, you'd think it was Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
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    CrazyBananas Aug 09 2013 @ 10:32

    AAAhhh, PeanutButter Jelly time. Who out there in FoldingStory-Land remembers this little nugget of awesomeness? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ekIzGfJkBs
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    MangoMania Aug 09 2013 @ 10:45

    Hahaha, back in 2002 you couldn't spend 10 minutes on the internet without watching that banana dance.

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