Asimov, Clarke and Bradbury walk into a bar.
- Asimov, Clarke and Bradbury walk into a bar. The
- bartender serves Ray Dandylion wine, Art a virgin Mai Tai with a monolithic icecube, & when Isaac orders a Manhatten, the bartender says, "A robot may not injure a human being, or
- I'll lose my job." "It's okay," Isaac says, "I'll drink responsibly." The bartender shrugs and hands him his Manhattan. He, Ray, and Art clink glasses and
- in a bizarre space/time/Disney plot wormhole they were transported back in time 20 years and had switched bodies. Isaac was now Ray, Ray was Art, and Art was Isaac. The bartender
- refused to serve now-underaged Ray(Isaac), Art(Ray), and Isaac(Art). "You fascist," Ray(Isaac) said, "I got my JD when you were in adult-diapers!" 1994 was cruel. Art(Ray) thought
- a lot of things were cruel. That's because Art(Ray)'s parents over-indulged him to shield themselves from facing the obsessed co-dependent common law marriage they had that was
- Keeping their house from falling apart each time they had an argument. Art(Ray) heard pots and pans being thrown and breaking glass every day. Life was interesting indeed.
- One day, as he was slinking back to his room, he noticed a pattern in the 743,653,553.7453 shards of knick knack debris that came with domestic bliss. It was a message from some un
- derhill resident. It said, please oh please leave me more than just peas. I'm Hungry, dear me am i hungry. I can't eat just peas, so please, give me something more. My belly is fat
- from malnutrition. So we offered it a jam sandwich, which was all we had on us at the time. It ate it greedily and thanked us copiously. It now lives under our fridge. We like it.
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- 2014-03-15 17:50:39
- Finished
- 2017-08-09 12:24:10
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LordVacuity Aug 09 2017 @ 22:01
Do you really like it or are you just keeping it around to look hip?
Woab Aug 10 2017 @ 15:52
Mostly we keep feeding it because we are afraid it will eat us if it gets too hungry.