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I smiled at the hot chick. I flexed my biceps

  • I smiled at the hot chick. I flexed my biceps or triceps or whatever those really bulging muscles in my awesome arm are called. "Hey, babe," I said, winking. "My name is Bro Broson
  • and I'm gay' She sighed in disappointment at the revelation, eyeing his tremendous muscles.
  • "We should test that", she said, "You know, to make absolutely sure."
  • "Psh. C'mon!" she replied, a look of playful disdain on her face, "I mean what could possibly go wrong?"
  • Accepting that this was the way every bad event in history starts, Donald decided to play along. After all, its not everyday a one-eyed hermaphrodite asks you to play plinko, so
  • he rolled up his sleeves and got to work. "Bobbi Barker, I think this may all work out after all." A gasp from the crowd. He looked out into the audience and
  • cocked his gun. This is gonna be fun, he thought. "Why you looking so scared, Bobbi boy? It'll be just like the good ol days!". The audience started running
  • toward the gun. Each member got shot one by one, until he was out of bullets. The remaining members swarmed him, killing him in seconds. But suddenly,
  • he remembered that he was in fact a kangaroo, so he was like "Stupid kangaroo, bullets are for humans, you are kangaroo!". This thought led him to question his very
  • existence, which in turn made him decide to kill every ninja on earth. Several million dead ninjas later, the Kangaroo retired to a far away island, finally content with himself.

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