The Pope surprised us one day by driving

The Pope surprised us one day by driving his popemobile into Hyde Park. He's not alone in his cabin. There are 2 cardinals in red crouched on low seats in front of him
They must have been eating the leftover pizza crusts. Damn cardinals, they were making a mess of the popemobile, and it smelled horrible. I had 2 get 2 the carwash ASAP, I also
had to figure out a way to tell the Pope that the Cardinals pooped in his car. He'll forgive the voting Cardinals, but hopefully he'll use his lightning powers on the rest or send
them to hell. Either way, the issue (dubbed "Papal Problem # 2") will be resolved. Unfortunately, nothing the Pope did or said seemed to matter. The Papal Problem # 2 emerged again
in Dan Brown's manuscript. Dan had trouble with his plots. He was stuck. Maybe he should take a break. He was about to leave the office when he heard arguing outside the door
. Renowned author Dan Brown listened to the conspiracy unravelling on the other side of the door. "By God," the 5 ft 9 in man thought. That would be the plot of his next book,
and how incredibly sharp he would seem, having come up with such a thing. Of course, eventually he would be assassinated and his books burnt for the sake of keeping it secret.
But for the time being, he marveled at his own cleverness, snickering frequently and, unable to keep a secret for long, ultimately told his wife. "Honey!" he pronounced, "guess
a million times and I bet you'd never think that it was HONEY! Heehee Mandy let her husband's obnoxious snickering linger for a few minutes, then she clocked him square in the jaw.
No effect. He ran to the window and pointed to the crowd. With pride he yelled these final words. "Recycling is a scam. You want my recycling? You pay for it, otherwise f--- off.

Started: 2013-06-25 06:42:09
Finished: 2016-01-03 23:59:07

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