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The Pope surprised us one day by driving

  • The Pope surprised us one day by driving his popemobile into Hyde Park. He's not alone in his cabin. There are 2 cardinals in red crouched on low seats in front of him
  • They must have been eating the leftover pizza crusts. Damn cardinals, they were making a mess of the popemobile, and it smelled horrible. I had 2 get 2 the carwash ASAP, I also
  • had to figure out a way to tell the Pope that the Cardinals pooped in his car. He'll forgive the voting Cardinals, but hopefully he'll use his lightning powers on the rest or send
  • them to hell. Either way, the issue (dubbed "Papal Problem # 2") will be resolved. Unfortunately, nothing the Pope did or said seemed to matter. The Papal Problem # 2 emerged again
  • in Dan Brown's manuscript. Dan had trouble with his plots. He was stuck. Maybe he should take a break. He was about to leave the office when he heard arguing outside the door
  • . Renowned author Dan Brown listened to the conspiracy unravelling on the other side of the door. "By God," the 5 ft 9 in man thought. That would be the plot of his next book,
  • and how incredibly sharp he would seem, having come up with such a thing. Of course, eventually he would be assassinated and his books burnt for the sake of keeping it secret.
  • But for the time being, he marveled at his own cleverness, snickering frequently and, unable to keep a secret for long, ultimately told his wife. "Honey!" he pronounced, "guess
  • a million times and I bet you'd never think that it was HONEY! Heehee Mandy let her husband's obnoxious snickering linger for a few minutes, then she clocked him square in the jaw.
  • No effect. He ran to the window and pointed to the crowd. With pride he yelled these final words. "Recycling is a scam. You want my recycling? You pay for it, otherwise f--- off.

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