La paloma de la broma se encuentra en Sonoma.
- La paloma de la broma se encuentra en Sonoma.
- Code is one thing,but this was ridiculous.The map led us to a buried wooden box.The clue inside said:"The dove on the joke is placed in Sonoma." Where the fuck is that?In Spain?
- But actually I got the code all wrong. It was Williams-Sonoma. So my contact dropped me like a hot potato. He put a hit on me which is normally not a problem but the hitman
- was a kamikaze pilot wearing indestructible teflon armour. As the Iron Vulture spiraled towards me, I brashly wielded the high-end, Williams-Sonoma soaps and kitchenware beside me.
- Like I thought, the Iron Vulture's pilot didn't account for the narrow passage of flying in the department store. I dodged his crash-landing, soaps & kitchenware flung everywhere,
- and the cash registers rung with the shaking of the ground. The midget from the drugstore came running through aisle four, aiming his old 12 gauge at something behind the
- tower of neatly stacked reduced price hair growth promoting shampoo. Suddenly, the shampoo bottles began to topple and the midget from the drugstore fired his gun in the direction
- of the pineapple stand outside. Upon contacting the pineapple, the bullet caused an gigantic rip in the fabric of reality, and through that rip emerged a Demonic Judy Dench
- lookalike. The demon roared and began throwing pineapples in all directions, twisted with dark magicks. "I wanted to be a set designer when I was young!" it screamed. Inside, there
- were crates of frightened pineapples, crying themselves to sleep. "Won't someone end this madness?" One asked, and one did but that's a tale for another time.
- Started
- 2011-07-30 19:27:03
- Finished
- 2015-08-21 13:23:51
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SlimWhitman Aug 21 2015 @ 17:53
¡Paloma es una piña pensamiento!