"I'll have the large dzik," Jane said, looking
- "I'll have the large dzik," Jane said, looking up from the menu. "With extra sour cream."
- Having made neither heads nor tails of a single menu item I randomly picked two. "Um, for me a Pnuplupple medium rare with a side of Xeauphlgm." "You mean Shöflum Sir?"
- I laid cash on the table, "Make it two freak neck!" As soon as the Interplanetary Waiter left, I turned to my date and said, "What the hell did I just order?" Her neck-mouth smiled
- and I had an overwhelming urge to kiss her neck mouth, her nose eyes... The Interplanetary Waiter interrupted with 2 dishes of green belch fluid. She lifted the spoon to her neck
- , slurped it all into her eye nostrils and belched it out again from her neck orifices. Suddenly, my love for her alien beauty wavered. I concentrated. "I... like the way you belch
- After eating homemade black bean soup." She said, "Thanks. I wouldn't eat anyone else's due to acid reflux." She carried Beano, I had noticed. Good emergency stufg, we agreed. Thus
- stufg wasn't working, whatever it was. I dropped it in the next can I saw and hopped on the Beano wagon. My mornings were never the same again. My evenings were filled with
- gambling and drinking until I couldn't tell the cards apart. Then it was time to retire to my lodgings and waiting for the night to pass. I dreaded mornings because
- I was the wake-up caller at a large metropolitan hotel and it's hard to make calls when you can't focus on the number or speak without your head exploding in pain. I don't know why
- I drank that liquid nitrogen the night before. I guess when my gf told me.. to chill... I took it literally..... Now I was..... paying for it ....*crackle* *pop* *shatter*
- Started
- 2013-01-29 16:07:37
- Finished
- 2016-12-13 12:05:21
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SlimWhitman Dec 29 2016 @ 06:47
Ok, this is wierd, the display is behaving oddly: I only see the text for the fold my cursor is on and now I just clicked on two folds I already liked again and the number of likes went down, but I can't relike them - so PurpleProf & Woab, know that I liked your folds once and still do.
Woab Dec 29 2016 @ 11:17
This has happened to me. You may be able to re-like them on your next visit.
SlimWhitman Dec 29 2016 @ 11:27
Reliked, and all's good with the world.