Kurt Russet was wrapping up Big Tuber in
- Kurt Russet was wrapping up Big Tuber in Little China. The movie was half-baked and he wondered if the critics would roast it.
- He chuckled. He kinda hoped they would. Nothin' finer than big tubers roasted over an open fire. Kurt basted his big tubers with a nice garlic peanut sauce and passed 'em around.
- Kurt's big tubers were popular with the exception of Courtney who had a peanut allergy. A sinister seagull watched over the meal. Kurt turned away to find the sinister seagull in
- his document cabinet, trying to locate the contract. He rose from his seat and imagined yelling "Goddamit!" in indignation, but all he could muster was pointing towards the drumset
- Where his son practised to relieve stress. The spirits of summer rose and sang in a chorus about a beachball and its aura. They were near no lake, but in 2016, bought one and
- that was the summer of 2016.They owned a lake the size of an ocean flanked by continental shelf.The beachball spirit inflated to a great yellow ball in the sky filled with hydrogen
- peroxide. It burst on impact with a small bird, raining acid on the various lake-goers. They screamed; I laughed maniacally. My plan to have the lake to myself was going swimmingly
- to its glorious conclusion. The lake bed turned out to be quite fertile and had only been lacking that peroxide component to reach full fecundity. The millions of space eggs began
- to hatch and from them sprung millions of peroxide blondes. The blondes trudged toward Hollywood, leaving a wake of press-on nails behind them. Hollywood was overcome by
- the giant masses of blondes, their disorganized bulk flooding the economy and the housing market. It wasn't long before nobody could live there at all anymore.
- Started
- 2012-06-01 15:20:56
- Finished
- 2017-08-12 11:38:03
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Woab Aug 12 2017 @ 11:44
How interesting that this started with Kurt Russel making a movie and ended with blondes running everyone out of Hollywood. Hmmm.
LordVacuity Aug 12 2017 @ 15:49
Kurt Russet is Married to Golden Hawn.