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It was a cold and windy afternoon, as the

  • It was a cold and windy afternoon, as the young student walked down the pathway. She was nervous and excited at the same time. Would today be the day? She had a million thoughts ru
  • nning through her mind. Carmella wanted to be the first teacher to win the Pulitzer prize. She thought about the book she had written and wondered if it was
  • possible that anyone would detect she'd plagiarized extensively from Burroughs A Princess of Mars. Ofcourse Carmella's book wasn't set on Mars. It was on Titan. The heroine Ella
  • Fitzgerald was an obvious allusion. The "Sea Horse" character name "Bessie" that lived in a "Largish Pond" was also transparent. Carmella's book was
  • pure idiocy. But Carmella was one of those writers who looked down her nose at writing for kids. She didn't realize how hard it was, getting 4 yr olds to laugh without saying fart.
  • So, Carmella decided to use other F-words to see if the juvenile literature market could handle that. The 4-year-olds got a bigger vocabulary and she got
  • picketed by the One Million Moms, one of the countless homophobic pronatalist fundie political groups that make America what it is today. The judge nagged Carmella for being fat.
  • ...and poor...and uneducated...and a lesbian. The judge called her Marshmella instead of her real name and made her do 2000 hours of community service. It was there Marshmella met
  • Naomi Campbell doing time for her latest phone throwing incident. Naomi spent breaks licking Marshmella's fluffy skin until Marshmella had reduced to half her size. When they'd
  • they'd suggested making s'mores, Marshmella was suddenly no were to be found. They went to bed that night without dessert. Perhaps tomorrow they could try a fluffier-nutter.
Started
2012-02-09 14:53:50
Finished
2013-08-10 00:55:12

1 Comments

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    Zetawilk Aug 10 2013 @ 01:01

    I can't believe any television judge is a legitimate judge, because to mock our legal system with an institution as belittling and demoralizing as television seems to denigrate everything a judicial system is meant to stand for. Unless it's in fiction, in which case it's satire.

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