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All this time I thought the song was "Cheesesticks"

  • All this time I thought the song was "Cheesesticks" not "G6", w/this new found enlightenment, I started 2 rethink other things 2. Parachute pants R still cool, right? Skinny ties
  • aren't just for hipsters, co-workers can send you a link to a Cuchini Camel Toe Pad on amazon without implying anything, and most of all bringing your pets into the grocery store
  • is as gross as needing the Cuchini Camel Toe Pad. I mean seriously people buy clothes that fit. This is why I started WACT, better known as Women Against Camel Toe it is our job
  • to stop pundendal puns from all vocabulary. "Thank God!" cried Molly, whose huge mons pubis was the source of ridicule for all of her formative years. Molly & I led Camel Toe prote
  • ction meetings down at the Moose Knuckle Lodge. Together with Rosie, Molly and I put the majora in labia majora. We wouldn't hide our protruding womanhood from juvenile eyes any
  • old day of the week. We used adult diapers for this purpose. Rosie and Molly and I clammed up about it. Instead we were busy little beavers trying to pack this tuna in the box.
  • Our first mistake was not recognizing the size of the tuna they had brought us nor the fight that was in him. To say our box was small is the height of understatement. It was darn
  • Tiny, with pinhole windows - as if there was a solar eclipse. Which was really the case. This tuna fish was able to view the eclipse better than humans. Mr. Tuna identified the
  • aural layers in the spectrum of the sun's preumbra and umbra passages. For this work, Mr. Tuna was recognized by The Academy just last year.
  • But the fame and money were not enough. He still wanted to be killed an put in a can. "Sorry, Charlie," said the Starkist rep, "but we still think you's make a heinous sandwich."
Started
2013-07-09 11:53:21
Finished
2016-09-21 14:09:18

2 Comments

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    seinundzeit Sep 23 2016 @ 18:00

    No regard for his accomplishments at all. Just like that?
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    LordVacuity Sep 23 2016 @ 18:36

    Charlie Tuna was a big tuna in fish school. He had been kept back 3 years already, so yes, he was larger than all the other fish. No, we don't get that many sharks. They homeschool usually. Oh, back on Charlie, yeah. Drama was his favorite subject.

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