"What the dentists absolutely don't warn
- "What the dentists absolutely don't warn you about is the real and salient threat of contracting floss finger by following their proscribed routine." The judge removed his specs.
- "Now, let me explain something to you, Mister...what is it again?" Pat was tired of being called Mister, but he answered anyway, avoiding any issue that would deviate from the "pro
- tagonist's credo" which Pat had memorized from the assertiveness training seminar that Pat was kicked out of last August. Pat tried to look at this person with the "third eye
- but he knew no matter how bright this persons aura might be, he was still going to think that they were an asshole after what he had just witnessed.
- It's rather funny how aura's like this can trick you. You could see the most lovely aura that just draws you in but, they can be a total jerk. It's happened him far too many times.
- Maybe it was because of the new persona he was creating for himself. Maybe it attracted guile and personal undermining. He already invested in having an array of magnetic spheres
- embedded in multiple points throughout his body, which was all good & fine except that he had no control over who, exactly,he might attract with his magnetism. Life got complicated
- when an entire galaxy of Sea Monkeys became convinced that he was their god. They followed him everywhere until he found himself running through the desert, the galaxy chasing him
- , as it swirled. And he became known as the Sea Monkey Dervish, the Sea Monkey Whisperer, or Lord of Sea Monkeys. To rescue his desiccating Worshippers, he led them to the Dead Sea
- , where they lived ever-so-briefly in aquatic harmony until the overabundance of salt finished them off. As the last one died, he could hear someone playing Taps on the wind.
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- 2013-12-11 14:38:48
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- 2019-01-19 23:23:30
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Woab Jan 20 2019 @ 11:18
How existential this turned out to be. Shall we concern ourselves with perceptions, or just live as well as we can until the end? Maybe we can take a cue from KieferSkunk and call this one "Taps on the Wind".