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  • ArmorStatusHUD BspkrsCore IngameInfo StatusEffectHUD TreeCapitator DamageIndicators AdvancedMachines AppliedEnergistics AromaCore Autoutils Bdlib BigReactors BinnieMods
  • But then the computer screen displayed something I never saw coming. I refreshed the log just to be sure, and sure enough it read: 10,000 incoming
  • words of erotic fanfiction about George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. Faced with this epic, I could only stare at my computer screen and
  • be smitten with it's wonder. It could get published, or better, get re-discovered by generations left to come. I almost didn't react fast enough, hand shooting for the tissue next
  • to the tissue box, the one I had dropped earlier. I barely got the tissue to my eyes before a flood of sheer emotion gushed from my ducts. At last- the world might see my work and
  • marvel at my wonderful and amazing creations. People might be apprehensive and afraid at first but by God would they embrace them for their sheer beauty in the end; Innovations had
  • come and gone and left the public feeling fleeced and violated. Not so my creations. Automatons who deciphered Heidegger and Derrida squared and makes a mean BLT. Seriously, take
  • a bite and say you don't think a bit of garlic improves the culinary zeitgeist. In fact, I call them my LGBT: Lettuce, garlic, bacon and tomato. Well, artificial bacon: Facon™.
  • I wasn't sure what the new fangled obsession with things that are like things but are not was all about, so I asked Woab, who was emerging from the valley of fake penises.
  • "What is it with this fetish for the ersatz?" Woab stared at me for a moment. Looking around, she reached into her heavily laden shopping bag and handed me a big red question mark.
Started
2014-09-10 16:37:42
Finished
2021-01-14 08:36:57

4 Comments

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    Woab Jan 17 2021 @ 12:25

    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the fake penises, I will fear no evil: for Stigmartyr and Ped_Xing art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me, ersatz though they may be.
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    LordVacuity Jan 17 2021 @ 15:25

    lol Happy St. Sulpice Day.
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    StigMartyr Jan 19 2021 @ 05:05

    A very regal response to being caught in a very nun-like act. Ped_Xing and I are very happy to accompany you with our hearty laughter and our bulging sacks. I mean burlap sacks. One shopping bag was never enough for the enchantress Woab. I've strangely missed telling silly stories with you.
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    Woab Jan 19 2021 @ 13:30

    I hope you stay and tell more, Stig. A line from you is a must-have, double-bag item.

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