Two sausages are sitting in a frying pan.
- Two sausages are sitting in a frying pan. One sausage turns to the other and says "Woah, it's pretty hot in here today!". The other sausage replies "Holy crap! A talking sausage!".
- Andouille and Boudin were glad they'd discovered each other. "Shhhh....here comes the kielbassa," sizzled Andouille. Kielbassa was a cruel and pungent sausage, purported to
- assist in the strength and agility needed for mountain climbing. Andouille and Boudin were often found by the Meat Inspectors hidden away at the Vegetarian Club Headquarters.
- They were undercover Meaters. Anduill and Boudin were incognito cotto salami, they'd changed their face with summer sausage. The Chair of the Vegetarian Club was Vincent
- Romaine Lettuce of the Portsmouth Lettuces. He had a reputaion of having a nose for sniffing out carnality and making quick work of it but so far Anduill and Boudin had gone undisc
- Overed. Mr. Jonasson had just escaped out the window on his one hundreth birthday. He needed a new adventure. He took the bus to Portsmouth and saw the Lettuces. He bought some and
- took it to the woods. The fat brown rabbit feasted on the broken leaves while Mr. Jonasson dozed under the crown of the beech tree.
- When the rabbit had eaten all the leaves, it began to nibble on Mr. Jonasson. "Leaping Lizards, it's a carnivorous rodent!" he said as he yanked his foot from the rabbit's mouth.
- but it was too late the rabbit had all but chewed off his jam encrusted toes. The molding rot dribbled from the rabbit's mouth and stained the grass with an ill
- fated coat of acid. The acid dissolved the grass around the rabbit's missing paws and the ground became a hole. The earth oozed and bubbled, mercifully sucking the rabbit inside.
- Started
- 2012-12-01 08:23:32
- Finished
- 2016-10-06 22:00:30
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Rebbie Oct 07 2016 @ 13:42
Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit!
Woab Oct 07 2016 @ 13:43
Hee hee!