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Un día como hoy empezó todo. Un día nublado,

  • Un día como hoy empezó todo. Un día nublado, gris, frío, una típica tarde limeña de abril. Meses, años, siglos había pasado y recordaba todo tan igual, como si acabara de suceder.
  • Abril es un mes muy triste, no como una arpía como agosto, pero triste. Lágrimas. Es una pena. Estremecimiento. Los huevos coloreados. El conejo mágico diabético. Muy triste. Así f
  • ar. Mr. Rabbit 's cousin ate three Mars bars a day, much to Dr. Dkhvbczfjly's chagrin. Venus knocked at the dooir with her own chocolates to seduce him. Mars was jealous and
  • threw a fit mostly sand storms & the like. DR. Dkhvbczfjly had sand in his eyes & Mr. Rabbit's cousin abandon the cause. No more protesting the hot dog bun inequality ratio. They
  • were renting a Condimentium shaped like a giant cheese dog sandwiched in a hoggie and they were the cheese. DR. Dkhvbczfjly's sleep grains made a great topping for Mr. Rabbit's
  • all-beef salad, and pretty soon all the carnivores had gone to sleep and Mr. Rabbit was able to sneak out of the kitchen unnoticed. He stole some money from Dr. D and bought a
  • shrimp boat and hired two dumbfucks to run it for him. He took to always wearing a hat to hide his rabbit ears. He bought Trix from General Mills & had all that he could stomach.
  • Just as he took his last bite, a group of young children chided him. "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" The ensuing embarrassment and shame broke the poor rabbit. He sold all his
  • porcelain bowls, casting the sweet dots of grain down the creek to sod. Ah, the forlorn rabbit confessed, you can't teach a cottontail new Trix. He assumed his innate skill and dug
  • his own hole, then woke up two months later to witness the bright multi-colored fruity crop coloring the countryside. A milky sky rained down on them & they all leapt for joy!
Started
2014-04-22 13:03:38
Finished
2019-08-03 23:22:15

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    SlimWhitman Aug 04 2019 @ 16:51

    Folds 1 and 2 according to google translate plus some of my editing: On a day like today everything began. A cloudy, gray, cold day, a typical Lima afternoon in April. Months, years, centuries had passed and he remembered everything as if it had just happened. April is a very sad month, not a harpy like August, but sad. Tears. It is a pity. Shudder. The colored eggs. The diabetic magic rabbit. Very sad. So f
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    geiznekcm Aug 04 2019 @ 17:30

    Thank you for the interpretation. It is amusing to see that not everything was lost in translation (: Great contributions to this story, y'All!! (Thank you for also subtly encouraging me to tune up my Espanol skills.)

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