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I have beautiful feet

  • I have beautiful feet
  • thought the Jesus Christ lizard. The Basilisk had never noticed before, but Snapping turtle had remarked on their fine webbing and scales. "You should enter the foot model contest
  • ." Jesus Christ lizard ignored the Snapping Turtle. Turned the scaly cheek, so to speak. And that's when he saw Frog and Toad riding towards him on a tandem bike.
  • Frog and Toad stopped before Jesus Christ lizard. "Come with me, and I will make you fisher of... of fish!" Frog and Toad looked skeptically. "Jesus," thought Jesus, "This is hard.
  • " But Jesus Lizard was determined to evangelize his beloved amphibians. Frog and Toad dropped everything they were doing and hopped after Him. They traveled to the swamp & found
  • ed the First United Church of Herpetofauna. Froggy went-a-bible-thumpin while toad prayed for his warts to disappear. Jesus Lizard's church did well, though protests against FUCH
  • Were financed by the globalist wizards against the defenders of the lost kingdoms. It was an epic battle, in the form of a folding story. Froggy 's restaurantdid so well his bakery
  • became world renown. Froggy could bake anything as long as it had a folded story in the middle and was shaped like a frog. That was until
  • Froggy looked in the mirror and realized that he was just an actual frog and not a Frenchman, as he had assumed himself to be all along. He knew nothing about fine cuisine. He was
  • a fool. But suddenly it dawned on him that yes he was a fool but he was not a French fool. Not French! Ten minutes ago not being French was a nightmare but now it was a blessing.
Started
2013-06-08 17:57:42
Finished
2016-11-04 18:09:55

4 Comments

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    Rebbie Nov 04 2016 @ 19:11

    French fried frog legs! hee hee hee
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    SlimWhitman Nov 04 2016 @ 19:17

    Ofcourse walking on water is no trouble with JC lizard.. I really enjoyed the way the folders after me added to this little Frog-and-Toad version of JC. Endearing.. and cured my wart too. That's a testimonial!
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    49erFaithful Nov 07 2016 @ 13:35

    The Maine branch of the First United Church of Herpetofauna (FUCH ME) approves of this story.
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    Dhanithecat Nov 07 2016 @ 15:23

    I feel so honoured!

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