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It was on an endless loop. Eternally. Forever.

  • It was on an endless loop. Eternally. Forever. "I am job." Robin Williams said in Mrs. Doubtfire. Weird. Creepy. Over and over again, "I am job."
  • I woke up with a jolt. Mrs Doubtfire was on the TV and the curtains were drawn. Except they weren't my curtains and this wasn't my sofa. Three hounds were sitting on the sofa oppos
  • ite of me, seemingly waiting for me to wake up. Each dog was wearing a suit & hat, a cigar dangling from their mouths. I focused. Over in the corner was a table laid out for poker.
  • I pretended to still be asleep as I tried to work out how to get out of this situation. I did not want to end the night smelling like dog, cigars, and cheap booze, again. I had one
  • last chance with Hortense and was not about to blow it. I put out the dog and the cigar, poured the booze down the toilet and brushed my teeth so hard that my gums bled. But I
  • forgot to do the sniff test, & Hortense was really picky about B.O. I mean a little bit of day old arm pit & she'd just fly off the handle so I smeared what I though was
  • Right Guard Xtreme gel under my arms. Moments later, when the smell only worsened, & I heard Grampa whining about misplacing his calf's foot jelly, I wondered what that substance
  • Was called, so I could make it at home and then sell it legally. I needed some source of independent income because Rattus Norvegicus was going belly up and I would be laid off.
  • After tireless search I found a dealer. This gentleman had the goods. Three whole packages of florescent bulbs and at least a dozen swimming caps. Finally I could start production
  • The perfect cover for my massive meth operation. My meth was so pure it was a crystal blue. They call me Heisenberg. Used too actually. Because not too long ago, I died.
Started
2013-03-01 00:54:44
Finished
2016-08-03 16:17:37

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