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'Invalid response' my ass! It's my phone,

  • 'Invalid response' my ass! It's my phone, and I'll answer it any way I like, or not at all if I so choose. I'm sick & tired of these nuisance calls from scammers trying to get your
  • ....'If you wish to reach the main menu press 1'.... I HAVE A VINTAGE ROTARY PHONE HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO PRESS 1! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!" I slammed down the reciever.
  • I chugged a fifth of Jack and sawed the barrel off a shotgun. I grabbed a ski mask, some duct tape, my newly minted sawed off, and headed for the telemarketer's house.
  • There, I was greeted with hospitality. After going sawn-off hunting, we went to the ski fields where, true to the telemarketer's warning, the skis had to be fixed with the tape.
  • I sighed. "Well", I managed to recite between cuss words, pissed about the broken skis, "Might as well continue the hunt." I turned and pumped a shell into the friendly man. His
  • go-cart spun out and careened off a cliff. I heard the explosion from a distance.
  • A also saw a giant mushroom cloud leading me to wonder whether this was anything more than your everyday go-cart. Good thing this accident happened in Florida so nothing of value
  • was lost, except perhaps the massive tourism industry. And Epcot Center. I suppose I would miss that. The mushroom cloud kept expanding. I turned and asked, "The go-cart,
  • is it ready?" My robot nodded yes, and we got in. Then, I drove it into the underground world that had been constructed in case of a nuclear war. I heard the mushroom cloud envelop
  • the shelter which I now shared with my robot, a 25 yr supply of spam & a pack of playing cards. Robby was confined to a wheelchair, cheated & his black gloved hands creeped me out.
Started
2012-01-04 20:36:36
Finished
2012-05-21 19:54:41

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman May 22 2012 @ 05:41

    "Mein Führer, I can walk!"

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