This is a test of the emergencey broadcast
- This is a test of the emergencey broadcast system. If this had been an actual emergency,
- you should immediately seek shelter under the blanket. This has been a service of the Anti-Boogie Man alert system. Please be advised to keep all night lights on from 10 pm to 6 am
- A very modern Mom's idea to help her 16 kids find sleep. "Heaven help me," exclaimed Mom, "I would be an excellent POW tortured without sleep. No secrets utter from these lips."
- The Mom, tapped the IV's to make sure no bubbles entered the blood stream of her 16 kids. They were on Propofol so that she could transport them to another
- venue. FoldingStory would be a great place for kids to flex and develop their linguistic muscles, if not for the sleaze and smut.
- They can flex their smut muscle on their own time. For now these kids
- are going to WORK! Kids today don't understand a hard day's work like I do. I was working in the mines when I turned 2. Swung a pickaxe and hauled coal lump by lump in my diaper.
- And a diaper full of coal was no easy thing to carry up the shaft. Other two year old toddlers were more fortunate, they only had to chop wood and take out the trash when their dad
- -aist masters caught them peeing in Duchamp's "Fountain". "Dadas, we want a more aesthetic working environment," the babies whined. Conventional logic agreed, but their new masters
- were cyclotronic robot pens that shot lasers because ink was scarce and used up on wasteful endeavors like photocopying TPS reports. And parents say lasers and babies don't mix.
- Started
- 2011-06-07 14:45:31
- Finished
- 2011-10-29 18:26:58
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SlimWhitman Oct 30 2011 @ 04:38
A winner - keep those toddlers out of troubel and put them to work!
49erFaithful Oct 31 2011 @ 13:48
Nice one Chaz. Love that storyline...