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One time, there were two men, who ran a beauty

  • One time, there were two men, who ran a beauty parlor, three doors down from the evangelical "Four Square Church and Tabernacle." It had been five days since the six o'clock
  • news vans had been parked outside, doing one interview after another with the religious crazies getting their hair coiffed. It was quite a fuss for such a town. The male stylists
  • were overjoyed at the opportunity to put really really big hair on actual women. The fumes of Aqua Net were overpowering. Pastor Elinore began to feel woozy and
  • died. right there in front of everyone. then his pet chicken ate my brother.
  • It wasn't like my brother wasn't deserving. He was annoying as hell and was constantly provoking animals into attacking them, then defending himself with blade or bullet. The pet
  • rock was impervious to harassment. In frustration he threw it out the window. It cracked the windshield of a black escalade. Five richly dressed hoodlums jumped out. They saw my
  • gun and laughed. "What are you gonna do with that toy"? Sure let them laugh, they had no idea what I was hiding in my trunk
  • . That's right, two fantastic double stuffed Oreos. All in their sugary and gluttonous glory. The diabetics couldn't stand a chance. I decided to
  • eat them both. So, in one swift move, I stuffed both Oreos in my mouth. A few crumbs escaped as I chewed the massive amount of chocolate wafer and cream. Now, what I need, is some
  • fellatio, I thought. That would hit the spot. Okay, & milk. (GOT to get my head out of the gutter. Do you know where milk comes from?) Then again, being double double stuffed might
Started
2011-01-03 17:59:19
Finished
2011-01-10 22:52:25

3 Comments

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    RhettOracle Jan 11 2011 @ 00:02

    Dang, I started off the story intent on a 1 - 2 - 3 sequencing, but it didn't take. Still quite creative though.
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    noah Jan 11 2011 @ 01:44

    Awww. Now I see it clear as day. I will be much more vigilant when I follow your lines now dwe...
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    NixonBlack Jan 11 2011 @ 01:45

    It would have been interesting to have carried that on at something like thirty-seven. :)

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